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JRV- Epic Badass by Warriorpoet2006 JRV- Epic Badass by Warriorpoet2006
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On June 9th, James Richard Verone calmly walked into a bank, demanded $1.00 from the cashier and calmly waited for the police to come arrest him. Why? To get free healthcare out of the corrections system. Already an old man, the maximum sentence for a one dollar robbery means he'll easily be out in time to collect social security checks. After having all of his medical concerns taken care of by the prison system, of course.

Why haven't we made this man a Supreme Court justice yet?!
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Ionosphere-Negate Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
This man KNOWS how to manipulate the system. He is truly a underclass hero.
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Jin-Kurazama Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
This man is the most successful IRL Troll of this century.
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Lyn-Zo Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
his picture makes him look like a pedophile.
you sure he wasn't arrested for buying nudes of little kiddies for 1.00$?
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Warriorpoet2006 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
Is it possible to be over 50, be in a prison jumpsuit and NOT look like a pedophile?

I prefer to think he was clean shaven before going into the bank and his beard grew spontaneously from badass-itude. It's part of the LoBABA (Law of Bad-Ass Beard Aceleration).
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Lyn-Zo Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True enough. Maybe sporting such a badass beard will scare off inmates looking for buttsex.
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Warriorpoet2006 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
Not even sure if old guys get rogered in jail. Then again, my only mental image of an old guy in jail is The Squirrel Master from Half-Baked.
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BomKosh Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This is... Well I dunno. Awkward....
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